If you know me you know that I'm an avid motorcyclist, so when these came my way I couldn't help but share. I hope you enjoy the lighter content, and yes folks there is a "u" in "humour".
1. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. ~Author Unknown
2. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. ~Author Unknown
3. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. ~Author Unknown
4. Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. ~Author Unknown
5. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. ~Author Unknown
6. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. ~Author Unknown
7. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
8. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary
9. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. ~Jim Samuels
10. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~Author Unknown
11. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ~Author Unknown
12. When you're riding lead, don't spit. ~Author Unknown
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